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I'm Jade. Fearless. Heartless. Pantless. Deep thoughts. Dry humor. I'm the funniest person I know. I am a barista at Starbucks and I like getting lost in libraries. I'm summertime fine & I speak fluent sarcasm. I'm sprinting through life blind-folded, following the sound of God's voice. Only... its a tad confusing because in my head, my voice sounds JUST like his when I speak deeply and enunciate...

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Humans have two hands

lurkskywalker:

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

(via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)

superseventies: C3PO takes a break on the set of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, 1979.

superseventies:

C3PO takes a break on the set of ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, 1979.

(via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)

SHIT STUDENT ATHLETES DONT SAY

d4rkestcorner Asked:

Your Draek - Practice video may of been a joke, but girl, you got one hell of an amazing backoff!

you must be from the UK? lol “backoff” but thankkkkkss

nonmuggles: Keep Portland Weird

nonmuggles:

Keep Portland Weird

Kanye West hologram to perform with Kanye West

(Source: newdeezy, via youngvitality)

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for @JAZZMakeYaSpazz cuz i love her and cuz were getting ratchet this summer. 

controledburn:

So incredibly sexy. The human body is capable of so much more than drinking and laziness. It’s a moving work of art.

this is unreal. 

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jessicuhkel:

Through the Wire - Kanye West

schultzdaddy Asked:

you are so gorgeous!

gaaaahhh, why thank you! i’m blushing.

(Source: jeffkuochseng, via nessaaabby)

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